Lament for the Virgin Bride On Her Wedding Night
by Scott C. Carr
The prosaic poet, and master of fiction,
A dual dictator, and dicter of diction
The bum dumber plumber, the polite politician,
The manimal husband, the select electrician
The ass-under asunderer, benign benediction,
The thundering plunderer, and quickie come conniption
The page ripping rage of the great stage magician,
The grinning face grace, and the base contradiction
A whispering, lispering, contraband misser,
A receptacle ribbed, reservoir-tipped real kisser-pisser
A knee stealer kneeler and feeler of friction,
A real wheeler dealer at a mock crucifixion